If I had to be killed by somebody, it would be Eric Ripert.
Why?
#1 He’s a great chef, he’d cook an awesome last meal.
#2 The precise knife work, at least I’d have a pretty corpse by the end of it.
#3 French Accent. Most fitting evil accent in the history of entertainment.
#4 His name. Eric Ripert (rih-pair’) Eric the rih pair. (Eric the ripper in a french accent)
#5 He looks like a serial killer.
This was once a madhouse, where everyone was a part of something, even if they weren’t on the court. Clyde and the Pearl. I understand that teams go through hard times. The Knicks were a symbol of the New York Zoo. Passion and Ardor. I’m just writing down fragments of badly formed sentences. I can’t really put what I feel into words the closest I can come to is
Fuck Isiah Thomas
Fuck James Dolan.
Why does everyone blame things on the writers strike?
* Me: Excuse me, do you have any more bags like this one?
Salesperson: Nah, after the writers strike, they stopped bringing them in.
* Everything after here is made up.
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