Alright, baseball fans. It looks like the Rays have an 11 – 1 lead against the most recent “World Champions” the Boston Red Sox. This means that the Rays will probably have a 3-1 lead in the ALCS and will win the series. As a Yankees fan with 2004 engrained in my memory, I say anything can happen, but it looks like the SOX R DUNNNNNN!111!!
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Hello!
October 12, 2008Wow, I have not checked this in several months. Looking back on it, I completed maybe 30% of what I set out to accomplish. Today I finished my second application, and all I have to do is send it, but I’m waiting to get a second opinion on my essay.
Woo.
yay.
February 7, 2008
Happy Chinese New Year Everyone. Hope the year of the rat is going to be a good one.
Hey!
January 15, 2008Sorry for not posting, in a month. By next week, I’ll be done with work, and settled into my new routine. Till then’ chillax mah bruddahs.
Le Bernadin.
December 13, 2007If I had to be killed by somebody, it would be Eric Ripert.
Why?
#1 He’s a great chef, he’d cook an awesome last meal.
#2 The precise knife work, at least I’d have a pretty corpse by the end of it.
#3 French Accent. Most fitting evil accent in the history of entertainment.
#4 His name. Eric Ripert (rih-pair’) Eric the rih pair. (Eric the ripper in a french accent)
#5 He looks like a serial killer.
New York Knicks
December 9, 2007This was once a madhouse, where everyone was a part of something, even if they weren’t on the court. Clyde and the Pearl. I understand that teams go through hard times. The Knicks were a symbol of the New York Zoo. Passion and Ardor. I’m just writing down fragments of badly formed sentences. I can’t really put what I feel into words the closest I can come to is
Fuck Isiah Thomas
Fuck James Dolan.
Writers Strike
December 3, 2007Why does everyone blame things on the writers strike?
* Me: Excuse me, do you have any more bags like this one?
Salesperson: Nah, after the writers strike, they stopped bringing them in.
* Everything after here is made up.
Golden Gate Bridge collison prevented by alert driver.
November 30, 2007I hate car accidents, well actually I don’t because I haven’t been in any, I usually curse the drivers for their stupidity, WHY DIDN’T THEY CHECK THEIR BLIND SPOTS? NOW I’LL NEVER BE HOME IN TIME FOR GREY’S ANATOMY.
But Ladies and Gentelmen, this one had to happen. Yesterday night, a 62 year old women, went unconscious while driving across south over the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. 50 year old, Mill Valley electrician John Beatty, slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting the car. As he looked up, the Jeep Grand Cherokee in front of him (which held the unconscious women), was slowly moving left- into oncoming traffic. He steered his truck – a Ford F350 into the path of the Jeep to block it from journeying into the northbound lanes. He guided the moving Jeep across two lanes of highway to the shoulder, which had been cleared of traffic when other drivers understood what Beatty was doing.
“They were going crazy all around us, but as soon as they saw what I was doing they left me a big hole to do this maneuver,” Beatty said. “Everybody just kind of stopped to let me slowly pull off to the right to park her.”
Beatty immediately got out of his car after calling the California Highway Patrol, and started pounding on the unconscious women’s windows. The doors were locked as well.
Unfortunately, the story has a sad ending, after the CHP arrived the women was taken to California Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco, where she later was pronounced dead.
The Ironically sad part is the insurance company will thank the guy by raising his rates.
